Saturday, August 7, 2010

SATURDAY RANT

TonyD:  reporting you to real; jock..inappropriate dreaming
:  HA HA Ha. you have me laughing.  what would you tell them.
TonyD:  ill tell them you are extremely annoying and do not promise anything but nice pics...
TonyD:  you are married and im not..and
:  I would have to tell them there's a really cute guy with a great smile, sweet demeanor, and a really big one out there.
TonyD:  and ill tell them they are ugly for rejecting my article 2 years ago
:  floppin' it around
:  what article
TonyD:  well, how can i be nasty if you all nice and everything..jeez
TonyD:  youve ruined everything
:  lol, sweetie, I feel as though I know you and like your sense of humour and teasing
TonyD:  a few years ago, i was introduced to their editorial staff, which consists of a hairy little troll of a woman who interviewed me for several articles, was all xcited thn dropped me in an email rejection and took my idea to another more accredited person
:  I guess I will have to take som sleazy pics then huh
:  what a thieving troll
TonyD:  oh lord, yes
TonyD:  im a little cracky right now
:  sounds like the hag from the movie Enchanted
TonyD:  yes, HER
:  LOL
:  well don't give up then keep at it and procuce it for someone else
TonyD:  yeh lots of changes for me..last night meltdown
:  oh how
TonyD:  im ok right now..PTown next week
:  Market Days for me tomorrow
TonyD:  job..bouht  house in marin across trhe GG bridge
TonyD:  im single dont like it, however, i know what who i need
TonyD:  working at 4 gyms
TonyD:  trying to see what works best..:  hey congrats any pics of the new house yet
TonyD:  im often overwhelmed..doing stand up comedy
:  you must keep long hours then
TonyD:  its gross
TonyD:  i hate my life a lot of the time
TonyD:  upheaval
TonyD:  however, if one doesnt change, thn one doesnt change
CHIGuy83:  do you travel the US doing comedy, if so I would love to come see you
TonyD:  trying to embrace it an take care
TonyD:  im not that good yet
TonyD:  i dont have 45 minute sets
CHIGuy83:  let me the judge of that
TonyD:  im lucky if i have 10
TonyD:  im good
CHIGuy83:  what is your tag
TonyD:  i need practice
TonyD:  i cn call you up and do it
TonyD:  id make you laugh
CHIGuy83:  well practice makes better
TonyD:  i do a gay routine, an old lady jew routine,. a mafia routine, or  combo
CHIGuy83:  sure.  do you still have my number
CHIGuy83:  I'm sure I would be gafawing
TonyD:  give it to me and ill look inmy phone
TonyD:  i hve no more gay friends
TonyD:  they all live elsewhere
  773*********  I am home pretty much all of next week, give me a shout and do your routine.
:  move to Chicago then
:  lots of gays here
TonyD:  in SF, they bareback and are gross
TonyD:  im an odd type
:  ooooooo much better with protection. you're not odd just practicle and safe
TonyD:  havent found my niche..boidy, writing, italian, my background nd psych needs
TonyD:  i mean, odd as in anomaly..dont mean it negatively..need a smart, sensitive, hung guy
:  come lay on my couch I will listen
TonyD:  i found a few...takes a while and see how i feel around them
TonyD:  ok, when should i call..ill do my routines for you..some is ad libe..it has to be with the audience
TonyD:  dennis
:  Monday I have to run out around noon to run an errand but I should be back around 2pm or any day next week afterwards
:  ah there's my favorite friend with a stellar smile
TonyD:  i look ok?
TonyD:  im a mess
:  looking good to me
:  but you always do
TonyD:  i cannot see straight, hnce the term gay, but gay means happy, havent found that yet
TonyD:  thts funny my line
TonyD:  i call monday am
:  lol I'm laughing, good one
TonyD:  when i have a receptive audience, it comes out of me.
:  ok anytime after 8 my time then
:  8am that is
TonyD:  receptive and come are particularly gay or is it just juvenile..same thing
:  LOL don't you mean cum
  question...why does your age say 98
:  sure there is punch line there or maybe not
TonyD:  insecure
TonyD:  theres the punch
:  lol with a little dance
  LOL
TonyD:  playing music in the gym
 you are so damn cute
TonyD:  mona vie
:  yeah hit it babe
TonyD:  not red bull
TonyD:  MERCY
TonyD:  with that british bitch
TonyD:  i hate fags
CHIGuy83:  get down get funky
TonyD:  i just need one
TonyD:  im out of my mind
CHIGuy83:  that's ok, it's good to let loose sometimes.  You should see me when I let what's left of my hair down
CHIGuy83:  I become a bit of a BIG Kid.
TonyD:  hows your partner
 life is just  too serious sometimes and I would rather laugh than get all stressed out.
TonyD:  whats his name..hes cute
TonyD:  ive been in a black hole for yers now
TonyD:  ever since the recession
=:  he's Tigh and doing fine.  He says the same about you
TonyD:  Tigh says im a mess
  ya telling me...whew it sucks
TonyD:  im qworeing twice as hard for half the money
:  but ya are Blanche but ya are
TonyD:  yeah i am
  I hear ya.
 brb have to look something up for Tigh
 hold on
TonyD:  SURE IMBUSY HERE
  sorry just looking up a movie time for Inception today
TonyD:  everybodys goign to that film
TonyD:  i gotta see it..and post my review to my blog
TonyD:  and will see kids are allright tonight
TonyD:  in SF wit a bunch a fags
:  please do and what's your blog
TonyD:  i just started it
:  what's the name of it
TonyD:  i have a web page, just started
TonyD:  reality check
:  send to my email
TonyD:  http://anthonydurante.blogspot.com/
:  wrote it down. and trying to access it now.
TonyD:  im so ADD it is difficult to get things done
  well you keep busy then..
TonyD:  ok i have it written down to call you
TonyD:  on Monday..thank you

1 comment:

  1. Um...I don't think you should publish ChiGuy's phone number. I don't think he'd like that.

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